Confessions of a serial mower - another ode
Its mighty confusing now we all have real names.
Now Sally is Sally, and Jane is a Jane,
But Blossom's not Blossom, am I going insane.
We all live in purpleland and my real name's
that colour.
And up at the big house, there also another!
Some folks are mice, and thats really nice.
Some girls are flowers and they hold the power.
We have men in our midst, all strong and forgiving
Whoever we are, we promote country living!
